Tesla WIN
Trae/20/Male
Full-time Computer Science Major
Part-Time Sandwich Artist
I really love cats, cute girls, and boobs.
I rant and post a lot of Magic: the Gathering and other nerd-related things.
My story
Long Lost Twin
Submissions are nice
Pictures of me.
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1 month ago / 9 notes Tags: #Tesla #win #omfg
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8 months ago / 173 notes Tags: #Betty White #win
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Link to: Why an Octupis is Cool
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The 13th to last GIF in your folder is your reaction to being sexually groped by your celebrity crush!
Submitted by: Anon
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9 months ago / 79 notes Tags: #Birth Control #win
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9 months ago / 458 notes Tags: #Computer Science #win
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So the Magic draft last night was fun
I ended up making a Black-White Life Gain deck without realizing it.
I had an Alabaster Mage that could give any creatures Lifelink, then I had a Vampire that (with bloodthirst) became a 4/4 with Lifelink
By the end of one match, I had over 70 life
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Link to: My wallet is finished!!!
So, I made a custom order from this guy I found on Etsy that makes comic book wallets
I asked for a Dr. Doom one and it looks amazing!
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(via: traumatrae)Whenever someone texts me, “What’s up?”
I’m always tempted to reply with, “Mah dick.”This is probably why people don’t text me often.
I say that too even though I don’t have a dick. Huzzah!
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Link to: Outrun zombies in a 5k marathon
That’s it, I’m moving to Baltimore.
How this works, is apparently someone came up with the bright idea of making marathons more exciting.
First off, it’s in the woods, so there are plenty of obstacles.
And secondly, there will be zombies chasing you trying to take your “life” (a ribbon attached to your clothes)
Seriously, how much cooler could it get?
